Thursday, May 10, 2007

11 Reasons Why Pineapple is #1

  1. Safety: Low g-force loading. Less than 1 g-force
  2. Safety: It's about effective transfer of stimulus (As an analogy you don't need an elephant tranquilizer to go to sleep) - <>
  3. Safety: When you want to increase stimulus, achieve it through controlled, safe loading, not by increasing g-force.
  4. Comfortable: Ultra-smooth continuous acceleration, not jerky alternating acceleration and deceleration
  5. Functionality: Bed-size units for the complete range of action and activity
  6. Performance: Handle any load and movement
  7. Reliability: Very low wearing parts with industrial grade mechanism
  8. Price: Efficient manufacturing with passionate, planet-friendly people
  9. Optimize: Kaisen! We will continue to make as perfect as possible
  10. Safety: Yes - there's only ONE YOU.
  11. Safety: True lineal motion, no lateral shearing effect

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